Wednesday, 27 February 2013


We couldn't resist helping out, strictly as a public service, with deciphering the real meaning of HSBC's VALUES STATEMENT.  After our BANK OF ENGLAND rewrite, we just couldn't resist!

This is going to be fun! :~)


We amend to reflect reality. ;)

"Our values describe the character of HSBC and reflect the best aspects of our heritage fantasy. They define who a very well paid (with your money, given to us by government, by back-door bailouts, you're not allowed to know about SLAVE), PR chap thinks we should delude you into thinking we are, so we can ROB YOU more effectively, and ROB MORE OF YOU than our FAKE competition  who we  are as an organisation and what makes us distinctive. By operating in accordance with our values we are:

  • Dependable  We'll always rob whoever we need to in order to meet our quarterly targets. 
  • Standing firm for what is right, delivering on commitments, being resilient and trustworthy Provided that doesn't interfere with LAUNDERING SAUDI TERRORIST MONEY, AFGHAN HEROIN TRADE or better yet, MEXICAN CARTEL COCAINE money, which, if you're a big enough 'client', we're so firm about this, we'll even set up a subsidiary, just for laundering YOUR DRUGS OPERATIONS, no problem (not with the right pay-offfs ;:)).
  • Taking personal accountability except in the case of terrorist financing, cocaine cartel laundering, or any other civil or criminal wrongs, where we'll do what ever it takes, to keep our executives from being arrested, being decisive, using judgment and common sense, empowering others
  • Open to different ideas and cultures - especially ideas on laundering where we don't get caught, and especially favorable to cultures where you don't have a professional multi-jursidcitioal laundering operation up and running, our specialty.
  • Communicating openly, honestly and transparently save as aforesaid, when we're laundering durg money, defrauding users of any of our interest rate products, or otherwise where we're engaged in RAMPANT INSTITUTIONAL FRAUD , welcoming challenge, learning from mistakes
  • Listening, treating people fairly (or silencing them, via our cartel friends, at a rate of 40,000 Mexicans a year, bullets through the brain, beheading, whatever; we never let ANYTHING get in the way of our PROFITS from CRIMINAL ENTERPRISES), being inclusive we're an equal opportunity THIEF; stealing from the RICH, as well as the POOR, through our interest rates manipulation schemes, valuing different perspectives
  • Connected to customers, communities, regulators and each other very, very corruptly, mind ;)
  • Building connections between the cartels in need of 'banking' services, being aware of external issues and promptly ignoring them, collaborating across boundaries where our special specialty is of course, setting up CARTEL LAUNDERING OPERATIONS
  • Caring about individuals and their progress if they still have some money we can ROB off them, showing respect before we sent the Cartel Mob Man in to do the assassination, so you'll be an easy mark, being supportive and responsive what ever the night or day, if you've got enough of a cocaine laundering problem,iabid, we'll go dedicated bank subsidiary and 24/7; yes, yes, we want your COCAINE and TERRORISM business, for sure! :)
To ensure that everyone who works for HSBC lives by these values we have made them a key part of every individual's annual performance review. But of course this is pure bullshit:  if they're working in one of our specialty units, on your laundering operation, they get a free pass.

By setting the highest standards of behaviour our aim is that all of our employees and customers can be proud of our business And through deluding the vast majority of them about who we are, with bullshit like you're reading now.

Stuart Gulliver, HSBC Group Chief Executive Britain's Top Protected Mafia Don"

Trouble is, these peeps are so stupid, they obviosly didn't realise there's a DE-MINIMIS principle enshrined in the MONEY LAUNDERING LEGISLATION. And that means, ALL HSBC DIVIDENDS, may be CLAWED BACK from INVESTORS.  This is going to get REAL FUN SOON!  Mark my words; we've nailed the BIGGEST PAEDO-CULT MIND CONTROLLER ON PLANET EARTH, a few JUMPED UP MAFIA PRICKS, won't be too much bother.

If the people paid to do this job won't ... Well now then, now then, people.  We'll just have to do it for them, right, and then JAIL THE CRIMINALS under DUTIES to PROSECUTE these CRIMES.

You know, the one's SPOKEN ABOUT for a FULL 30 MINUTES (15 minutes in 2010 and 15 minutes in 2012), before the CRIMINALS in the HOUSE OF LORDS, DA-NOTICED it; corruptly.



That would be because CAMORON is COMPLICIT IN THIS CRIME. ;)
Aren't you MORON?


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